my grandmother's emails would make james joyce proud

i received this email today:
"hey, i really like when they make unsual clotes, i saw some prom dresses out of duck tape. do you like poetry. i like some prose. of course the old poets. say dont forget when you give a speech for plan 4, always start with a little humor, this will get their attention. your mon will have good advice, she is a good speaker. how exciting cupcakes and laundry. love you leigh, grammy"